I haven’t been drunk in who knows how long. I honestly have no idea, and I feel like it’s a good thing. Wanna know why I think it’s a good thing I haven’t been drunk? Let’s read a story on drunk Iliana mishaps.
In February of this year I wanted my belly button pierced. Now this was during my time of craziness and being single so I made some questionable choices. Belly button piercing at home after shots by Kaila was one of them. Not only was I drunk because I had shots in a short time to prepare but I was nervous as hell because Kaila was stabbing me with a needle. But I wanted to do it! Needless to say, I moved too much and messed it up and it fell out maybe a couple weeks later. I like to blame this on being drunk because if I was sober then, I definitely would have chickened out and it would have never happened.
Then again in February I got drunk with Kaila at her step brothers house. Yes it was fun and I was enjoying myself and all of that. I guess I didn’t realize just how drunk I was until I stood up to leave. It ended with me walking down the stairs to the car but actually falling at the end! Of course Iliana did this, did you expect differently when it came to stairs and alcohol? I fell and E had to help me walk the rest of the way to the car. Of course I can trip and fall flat on my face completely sober! So mix alcohol in my system and well we have a walking hazard on out hands!
The last time I drank with Kaila was a few months ago, and we got drunk in a short amount of time because it was late and I had to leave soon. Kaila lives in a two story apartment and so that required me walking stairs. We drank upstairs but we also went downstairs while a little tipsy. So twice the walking hazard for me! At the end of the night I managed to get down the stairs in one piece and I have no idea how! I don’t remember coming home and telling Jordyn what I’m naming her fish though! And I don’t remember falling asleep in bed either but I woke up in bed and feeling like shit. I think that was only my second hangover and since then I haven’t drank much for that reason!
So I HATE being hungover just like anyone else does. And I hate having bruises from being clumsy while drunk. So I haven’t drank like that. And the Christmas party for work was last night at my co-workers home bar! So yeah I had a couple of drinks! And I woke up hangover free!! I guess I just need to learn my limits because I never have. But we will see! I love a drink sometimes after a long week or after something happened, so it’s not like I’m not gonna drink anymore! I have nothing against drinking or being drunk. I have a problem with falling and hangovers!
Enjoy ❤
-Iliana
Welcome to the ride of a lifetime 💛 